The World of The Gunny

did this post buddy?

Sure did, thanks much bud.

Due to the reletive ignorance and lack of potential our graduates are showing, we have decided to tighten our rules in order to produce a better warrior.

1. We will limit our students to 2 martini parties per week
2. curfew is now 4 am in the morning instead of 5 am.
3. class per day is now 20 minutes instead of 15 and is no longer optional
4. we will now no longer be using crayons on our tests, though colored markers with the sparkles is allowed
5. test answers must be written on a white piece of paper. construction paper is no longer acceptable
6. Paper cuts will no longer be wrapped in bandages. The inflicted one must settle for an anti-biotic.
7. All applicants must know how to tie their own shoes before acceptance. Self-Reliance is a must!
8. Servents will no longer pick up your dirty clothes from the form hallways, they must be placed in your own room to get them washed.
9. Due to the high propensity of students hurting themselves with their dress swords, a basic 10 minute course on which end to hold and how to put them away without puncturing yourself will be mandatory for all new students.
10. All students must be able to read the book "See Jane run." in order to show basic communication skills.

The Commandant feels that these rule additions and changes will produce a tougher class of officer who will be better prepared to meet head on the challenges of military life.

Sorry about not getting the last few for you last night. I just could not keep my eyes open and think straight. Tedium, as in backups, are more tiring to me than a physical workout.



Cheers, Þórgrímr